|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via dutchster)|
His jump is higher than my grades
this little girl has accomplished more in her 7ish years of life than I have and I don’t know how to feel about it
what Americans imagine being Australian means
|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
White people in scary movies be like…
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
"It’s mildly breezy outside."
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."