MMK
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via dutchster)
lets-make-the-stars-dance:

His jump is higher than my grades

lets-make-the-stars-dance:

His jump is higher than my grades

smartassluke:

this little girl has accomplished more in her 7ish years of life than I have and I don’t know how to feel about it

Reasons why i love Ashton Irwin

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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Ashton realizing he swore on camera +

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

hermione + text posts