MMK

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

autotrophe:

sarabatikha:

Having a best friend from the opposite gender is the best thing ever, seriously.

update: until they fall in love with you and screw your friendship up.

taylorswift:

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch but we forgave him.

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

image

ahem.

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

grumpyirwin:

cashmoney-inthehood:

calumspants:

conquerwhatliesahead92:

preferences-5sos:

BRINGING THIS BACK DON’T HATE ME!!

i will never not reblog this.

"please don’t put that on camera" ..mhm

this is my fave

dont ever let this die

lazypacific:

can’t wait till I’m relevant enough to receive cute random messages and anons